christmas card design....are you mad

so on second thoughts, although i stand by my opinions, there is no way im brave enough to do that idea at all, if its going to offend people, i'd rather do it when i'm not a student and can hire bodyguards. my new idea is a bit safer. create a tick list of how to prepare for christmas, make it a bit witty and a bit of fun and so you can actually tick off what you've done. nice and simple.